{"product_id":"funny-raccoon-quote-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-and-green-holiday-jumper","title":"Funny Raccoon Quote Ugly Christmas Sweater - Red and Green Holiday Jumper","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmbrace absolute relatable humor this holiday season with this hilarious \"Too Young to Retire,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Too Broke to Quit,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Too Fat to Strip\" ugly Christmas sweater.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a cheeky raccoon graphic holding a pole alongside red curtain theatrical styling and classic festive patterns,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this novelty crewneck jumper is guaranteed to bring endless laughs at any holiday party or winter gathering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a funny raccoon graphic design accompanied by the witty quote \"TOO YOUNG TO RETIRE TOO BROKE TO QUIT TOO FAT TO STRIP\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDecorated with classic ugly Christmas sweater elements including snowflakes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e coffee mugs,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gift boxes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and geometric borders.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEye-catching color scheme featuring a red chest panel,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e rich green sleeves,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and dark lower body styling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable crewneck construction featuring a cozy regular fit with ribbed green cuffs,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collar,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and hem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"3,4,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eServes as an unforgettable gag gift or conversation starter for coworkers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e meme lovers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and friends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unisex crewneck ugly Christmas sweater \/ holiday jumper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Red,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e green,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and dark body with multicolored graphic accents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Standard regular fit for men and women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SadStonie™ | Premium Streetwear \u0026 Trend Fashion","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":68033745584343,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68033745617111,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68033745649879,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68033745682647,"sku":null,"price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68033745715415,"sku":null,"price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":68033745748183,"sku":null,"price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":68033745780951,"sku":null,"price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":68033745813719,"sku":null,"price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/1994\/2615\/files\/FunnyRaccoonQuoteUglyChristmasSweater-RedandGreenHolidayJumper.jpg?v=1794372193","url":"https:\/\/sadstonie.com\/products\/funny-raccoon-quote-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-and-green-holiday-jumper","provider":"SadStonie™ | Premium Streetwear \u0026 Trend Fashion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}